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Definitions by Baaweet

Official: "Transportation Security Agency"

Reality: "Thousands Standing Around" or "Take your Shoes off Asshole".

A bunch of self-righteous, uneducated idiots who got promoted and pay raises for failing America on 9/11.

They've basically gone from working the frier to being the McDonalds managers.

They allow anyone wearing a turban to pass through for fear of offending them while administering anal probes to flight crew who are (now, pay attention) ALREADY IN THE COCKPIT.
TSA is the best thing to ever happen to Al Queda.
TSA by Baaweet October 17, 2003