splorgle

To be absolutely insane.

man 1: "why are you acting so fucking splorgle dude?"
man 2: "i just learned how gay sex works."

by That little fucktard December 16, 2024

sporgle

not having a partner for sports

this weekend i'm running alone again, oh how much i hate it to be a sporgle.

by steve1978 December 9, 2008

sporgle, sporgles (sporty + single]

A sporgle (from Sport and Single) is a straight, single, urban-based man or woman who is looking for someone to play sports together (or more).

I am. Who isn’t a sporgle. We all like sports and we all like being with other people.

I am. Who isn’t a sporgle. We all like sports and we all like being with other people. so most of us are sporgles

by hannah79 September 8, 2005

Sploogle

To search google for a picture with the specific purpose of jerking off to the image.

I sploogle Lindsey Lohan when I am bored.

by Wilson April 21, 2005

splorge

the act of vomiting, trying to hit a target, while sitting naked in a chair.
vomitnakedpuke

see also : www.splorge.com

by splorgedotcom October 23, 2003

sporgle

searching for sports in google

if i like to know the exact baseball rules i just sporgle them

by francis1984 April 16, 2007

splorfle

To splutter and ROFL together - usually when reading something funny online as you're inadvisadly drinking your coffee simultaneously.

Dude, that link you sent me was OTT - I splorfled so much I nearly redecorated my new monitor with coffee!

by B0b-the-destroyer July 11, 2010