schnoogling

Intently interacting with your mobile device to the exclusion of the entire world around you.

"Stop schnoogling on your smart phone and help me make dinner".

by hystericblue42 January 2, 2011

Schnoogling

Act of inserting grapes up your butthole meatcicle

Someone ate my Schnoogling grapes

by Clinton Thalman June 4, 2007

schnagling

An art similar to cock blocking. Where as cock blocking is in front view of the victim, Schangling is somewhat more devious. To sneak over to a girl in a bar or club when the person who was chatting her up,is on a short term absence " smoking , toilet or at the bar". Schangling is an act of espionage carried out from a distance, carried out only at the right time.

How did you get on with that girl Paul? "No good, she was talking to him when I got back from the toilet, he must of been Schnagling me"

by HKO15 June 15, 2017

Public Schooling

The process of replacing an empty mind with a closed one.

I attend Public Schooling. Your opinion has no merit.

by A.Chase February 24, 2008

Online schooling

Horrible idea, doesn't work well.

If teachers don't know how to use computers, then don't freaking do online schooling!

by Superguy57 April 26, 2020

Schmooling

Schmooling is an alternate word for “playing”; to tease or joke with someone.

Aleks- “Connor, you’re so stupid!”
Connor- “Hey, why would you say that?”
Aleks- “It’s okay, I’m just schmooling!”

by thealeks March 8, 2019

Old Schooling it

To use paper currency instead of a credit or debit card

"I lost my credit card, so I have been old schooling it all weekend."

"The restaurant doesn't take credit cards, so we are gonna have to old school it for dinner."

by Naptown85 March 31, 2010