relacting

When you are relunctantly relaxing.

Person 1: Aren't you meant to do your assignment?
Person 2: Yeah but no wifi here. So I have no choice but to relax.

Person 1: Ah so you're relacting.

by MMZMTS January 26, 2019

reaching.

the slang “reaching” can be used in a couple of ways. you’re able to use it when someone’s over exaggerating something to make it seem worse than what it actually was, or taking something too far.

-example 1, over exaggerating-

person 1: *accidentally bumps into somebody*
person 2: hey !
person 1: oh, i’m sorry !
person 3: what happened?
person 2: they hit me on purpose, and they also insulted me for no reason ! *cries*
person 1: you reaching, fool...

-example 2, taking it too far-

*two students roasting each other for fun*
person 1: and that’s why you balding at the age of 16.
person 2: oh yeah? well that’s why your parents left you, and told you straight up, that you’re a waste of oxygen and space. it all makes sense why you’re so disrespectful towards everybody knowing that you got family issues, i mean... it’s not like you have a family.

everybody: *silence*
person 3: yo, you reaching...
person 1: *cries in orphan*

by monetizd February 21, 2021

Reaching

Term used when someone tries to relate one thing to another using completely irrelevant evidence and information.

Ex1.

Person 1: A dice is related to racism because there are black spots and the majority is white.

Person 2: wtf..

Person 3: this kid's reaching.

Ex2.
Person 1: man why you hating?

Person 2: you reaching

by Charuhi April 22, 2011

go commit oxygen not reaching lungs

A more family friendly, scientifical way to say go commit not alive.

Go commit oxygen not reaching lungs, Alex.
Alex commited sucide.

by OoferMan November 5, 2018

relaxing hero

It's a condition after heavy diarrhea. When you feel so fucking horribly for a long time, when you can't raise your ass
above pan, cause after few second you may shit your pants.
And after this nightmare you feeling yourself so fucking good.

-Dude, what did you do last night?
-I could not sleep cause i had diarrhea! I sat all night on the pan!
-So, how do you feel right now?
-I feel pretty cool!
-You are relaxing hero!

by xsquooshx January 26, 2011

relazing

when you're being lazy and relaxing at the same time, a word invented through a typo in an instant messenger conversation.

she was relazing on the lawn chair by the ocean with a margarita and a hot date.

by rexarex(: August 7, 2009

relagging

A Jumblefuck word coming from the definitions and combination of the two words relaxing and lagging; to lag, or put something off why chilling/relaxing at the same time. Relagging.

"Fuck Joe! You know those guys are waiting for that sack. You're fucking lagging!" "No Will, see this blunt in my hand? I ain't lagging, I'm relagging and it's much deserved."

by Kurt 8 KEINER January 12, 2009