puenos

Nick's made up word for using in spanish class when he doesn't know what to say.

Mi puenos es muy grande

by Nick June 26, 2004

Penos

1. A common typing error for penis

2. Another word for penis expressing its greatness and hugeness of antique dimension

1.
Man 1: Hey, if I buy you a pizza, will you show me your penos?

Man 2: Dude, are you gay?!

2.
Zeus (dark, loud voice): Unworthy mortals, behold my mighty penos! I will punish you all!

Townsman (crying): Oh noooo!!! We're doomed now! His penos will send us straight to hades!

by CreepyDude December 11, 2008

penoscrotal web

condition when the skin of the scrotom attaches and forms the bottom length of the penis itself, resulting in curved and tight erections. the condition can be surgically repaired. it is either congenital or caused by an aggressive circumcision.

when you have a penoscrotal web, your penis appears longer on top, and shorter on bottom. the shaft can then be covered in scrotal tissue/hair.

by bgb24 December 19, 2007

punos

1. sound upside down.
2. an exclaimation.
3. the 1000th element on the periodic table.
4. a verb, apply the word 'punos' to the forehead of the victim.

1. "punos"
2. "punos!"
3. "i need 100 ml of punos"
4. "HA! we punosed mike"

by KevinBudd April 21, 2006

Explosive Penosis

Explosive Penosis is a chronic respiratory disease in which the sperm shooting penis walls, burst due to the massive amount of sperm built into the penis.

Oh shit Bro my man was edging so hard he got Explosive Penosis

No way man the sperm exploded his penis

Oh shit his penis built up he got explosive penosis

by Holy_creator32 December 2, 2019

Penostalgia

1. A bittersweet longing for an ex-boyfriend, and more specifically his penis; a sentimental yearning for the happiness and sexual adventures shared with a former boyfriend.

I had a total case of penostalgia last night, so I drunk-dialled Stefan!

Oh, I'm so down about not seeing Dave anymore, all I can think about is him and the sex we had. I think I have penostalgia.

by KaliB25 April 27, 2011

Well-penosified

Having a large penis; being well-endowed with penis.

I'm dating this dude who is so well-penosified that I've been sore 24/7 lately!

by MissGretchenV May 14, 2007