Well-penosified

Having a large penis; being well-endowed with penis.

I'm dating this dude who is so well-penosified that I've been sore 24/7 lately!

by MissGretchenV May 14, 2007

Hair Guitar

The act of fiddling and playing with your privatesoutside of your clothing.

That dude makes me so nervous when he stands around playing hair guitar and then smells his fingers!

by MissGretchenV May 15, 2007