Definitions by MissGretchenV

Hair Guitar 

The act of fiddling and playing with your privatesoutside of your clothing.

That dude makes me so nervous when he stands around playing hair guitar and then smells his fingers!

Hair Guitar by MissGretchenV May 15, 2007

Well-penosified 

Having a large penis; being well-endowed with penis.

I'm dating this dude who is so well-penosified that I've been sore 24/7 lately!

Well-penosified by MissGretchenV May 14, 2007