potlacking

Used to describe a person sitting on their phone while using the toilet.

“You’ve been in there forever! stop potlacking and let us use the bathroom!”

by uxairz January 7, 2023

Pollocking

The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.

"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"

"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"

"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"

by Alio February 9, 2010

Postjacking

When someone comments on a Facebook post such as a wallpost, status update, or anything else in an attempt to bring in another conversation and divert attention away from the post and toward themselves.

Jason posted on Marie's Wall:
"Hey...how have you been?"
Jack commented on Jason's wall post:
"JASON! Why didn't you text me back?"

And Jason and Jack have a conversation on the wall post that was meant to be for Marie, and thus Jack postjacked the conversation. Postjacking can also occur in status updates, but it most common on wall posts.

by Johanson Johnson December 27, 2009

pollocking the toilet

A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.

A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.

Isaac pissed me off the othet day, so after a night of binge drinking I pollocked his toilet.

by Nickel Man-Duke III July 21, 2008

Right Royal Placking

To get the living bejesus beaten out out of you

The Spud copped a Right Royal Placking at the hands of the Convict

by Schlockywocky November 14, 2009

Pollocking

The act of pulling out right before ejaculation and whipping your penis around in a spastic manner all over your partner

Dude, I was pollocking all over that girl last night, she was so surprised.

by Mr.Talks-A-Big-Game August 29, 2011

popalacking

whats up
popin + crackalacking

hey whats popalacking

by unknownx89 January 27, 2008