office

adjective: a term accidentally used by a certain Philadelphia radio star in place of the word "awesome".

Example sentence: "Man, that movie was AWESOME!"
New and improved sentence: "Man, that movie was OFFICE!"

by Miss Julie June 28, 2006

office

The private space of a business where the boss of a company can enjoy sexual pleasures during the work day.

Chad : Steve will you come to my Office please!
Steve : Hey bud what's up?
Chad : I would like you to suck my cock and lick my balls then I will give you a cum facial!
Steve : But I'm married and I'm not gay I can't do that!
Chad: I'm your boss and I say you will!
Steve: Ok then!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Now can I go wash my face off and go back to work?
Chad : No you will wear my cum on your face for the rest of the day!
Steve : Dude that's embarrassing I can't do that!
Chad : Do it now you asshole or your fired!
Kiersten : Hey Steve do you know you got cum all over your face LOL!
Chad : Kiersten would you come to my Office please!
Kiersten : Oh boy time for my cum facial!

by SlopNChop February 1, 2017

office

Place to do your dirty business aka take a shit or wizz

Man I gotta go get some work done in the office.

by Matt December 16, 2003

office

A room for secretaries and job owners often described by workers as the fag room.

Worker: Hey look he's going into the office! Probably trying to come out of the closet to the boss.

by The Silky Smooth April 8, 2009

office

Ice that is beyond its expiration date.

Man I feel terrible, it must have been the office I had at that cheap Indian place.

by WorkVitamins March 14, 2008

office

like it? it's the deluxe

Like my office? its the deluxe!

by smackwell March 27, 2009

office

The act of watching "The Office", or of anything that relates to it, while simultaneously cracking up/ laughing/ bawling etc...

I officed so hard that my sides hurt.

Lets office to relieve stress

by JacBro December 15, 2008