kroetch

1. A term used to describe objects that are fast, agile and sexy. 2. Can be used to describe a large penis.

Dude your car is kroetiest thing I've ever seen.

Your sister definitley thought I had a kroetch.

by ender4321 May 25, 2006

Kroetch

Fat;uneducated;mentaly incapable, having unusually large fat nipples; may be refered to as someones face

God, your such a freaking fat niped kroetch.

by TMAS January 2, 2006

kroetch face

Beautiful, attractive, looking good.

You're so kroetch face tonight.

by ender4321 May 25, 2006

kretched

to get so fucked up you can't get into any bars

yo this chick got so kretched on her 21st she couldnt get in anywhere

by programous October 21, 2010

Kretchfoop

One of the greatest characters in NHL Hitz 2002. He plays on the Greys, which is one of the unlockable teams. NHL Hitz 2002 still stands as one of the greatest XBox games ever. Anyone good at NHL Hitz will play with the Greys.

''Kretchfoop with the painful body check!''

by Kovatcmm March 4, 2010

Krotchy

I cool toy from the game Postal 2 which is a yellow ball sack with a face, and says witty things when you press him like "Daddy said only he can touch me like that".

Krotchy: "Mama said dont touch me there"

by Krotchy May 1, 2004

Krotch Buddy

A fellow male who is concerned with the safety of his buddy's scrotum.

Remind your buddy publicly that he is your "krotch buddy." Remind him in front of girls.

The krotch buddy protected him by deflecting the golf ball aimed at his scrotum.

by flying10 February 16, 2007