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1. A term used to describe objects that are fast, agile and sexy. 2. Can be used to describe a large penis.
Dude your car is kroetiest thing I've ever seen.

Your sister definitley thought I had a kroetch.
by ender4321 May 19, 2006
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2
Fat;uneducated;mentaly incapable, having unusually large fat nipples; may be refered to as someones face
God, your such a freaking fat niped kroetch.
by TMAS January 01, 2006
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