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Fat;uneducated;mentaly incapable, having unusually large fat nipples; may be refered to as someones face
God, your such a freaking fat niped kroetch.
Kroetch by TMAS January 2, 2006
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kroetch face 

You're so kroetch face tonight.
kroetch face by ender4321 May 25, 2006

kretched 

to get so fucked up you can't get into any bars
yo this chick got so kretched on her 21st she couldnt get in anywhere
kretched by programous October 21, 2010

Kretchfoop 

One of the greatest characters in NHL Hitz 2002. He plays on the Greys, which is one of the unlockable teams. NHL Hitz 2002 still stands as one of the greatest XBox games ever. Anyone good at NHL Hitz will play with the Greys.
''Kretchfoop with the painful body check!''
Kretchfoop by Kovatcmm March 4, 2010
I cool toy from the game Postal 2 which is a yellow ball sack with a face, and says witty things when you press him like "Daddy said only he can touch me like that".
Krotchy: "Mama said dont touch me there"
Krotchy by Krotchy May 1, 2004

Krotch Buddy 

A fellow male who is concerned with the safety of his buddy's scrotum.

Remind your buddy publicly that he is your "krotch buddy." Remind him in front of girls.
The krotch buddy protected him by deflecting the golf ball aimed at his scrotum.
Krotch Buddy by flying10 February 16, 2007
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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