joystring

Quite possibly a device to enhance sexual pleasure. The great British band, Buzzcocks, referenced the joystring.

“Orgasm Addict”: children of god and their joystrings

by AntoineStumpf December 6, 2021

Peep jousting

A game involving the classic Easter candy, Marshmallow Peeps. Each Peep has a toothpick sticking out of the front of it, like a lance. Two Peeps, so armed, are placed in a microwave facing each other. As they are heated, they expand, until one Peep's toothpick makes contact with the other, causing the unfortunate bugger to pop.

Peep jousting is one of the few things those nasty lumps of sugar are actually good for.

by sminturn November 3, 2006

Mattress Jousting

When two people take a mattress off a bed(usually in a dorm hallway),hold it in front of them holding it by the sides or the back and get a big distance between them. Then, they run and charge into each other and whoever stays standing is the winner.A commonly known late-night college activity.

I grabbed my mattress and ran at Cody after I heard we were mattress jousting.

by Big Short January 20, 2009

anal jousting butt pirate

adj; A person (man) who likes to ram other men in the anal cavity with their erect penis.

You sir, are an anal jousting butt pirate.

by WhiteyMcLC June 19, 2006

hilt jousting

The act of two males sword fighting using their erect penises, often to duel for a woman's affections

They decided to settle their differences through hilt jousting

by No puttz January 24, 2015

Dick Jousting

When two guys get raging boners and run into each other at full speed until one man gives up.

1) Hey sweet boner. Wanna dick joust?
2) Flip a coin? Fuck that I'll dick joust you for it
3) Rock Paper Scissors is for pussies. Dick jousting solves all problems

by Goochtastic September 4, 2013

Pecker Jousting

Pecker Jousting is a competition played by two naked men each with an erection. The erect penis is used as a battering ram against the opponent's scrotum and penis. With each opponent facing the other at a distance of 50 feet, they begin running towards one another at a jogging speed and quickly advance to a sprint just before impact of penis's. Hands of opponents are behind they're backs and this is done in a run by jousting fashion just as mounted knights did. The object is to buckle the opponents erection with glancing blows.

Peter came in 5th place and a little short of getting a ribbon at the pecker jousting tournament.

by Willy Geddermoist October 8, 2009