futoned

To be head shot in team fortress 2.

or 1 shot in most other video games.

that dude just futoned my whole team!

by Chaoticminded August 25, 2010

Futoned

A state of being when one smokes intense quantities of weed and/or drinks copious amounts of alcohol, causing an individual to sink back into a futon in a catatonic stupor.

Strictly more comfortable than being couched

"I was futoned so hard last night that I had chunks of futon mattress welded to my back this morning "

"We smoked so much weed the other day that we were futoned for days"

by HelpIlostmysocks August 20, 2016

futondom

A type of fabric cover used on futons to prevent leaking of bodily fluids on the cushion during sexual intercourse.

My roommate bought a futondom last week so he and his girlfriend could have sex on the futon without getting spooge on it.

by Randall November 1, 2004

Futoed

To get futoed is to leave a bar alone at the end of the night and receive a royal beating, which no one witnessed or remembers including the recipient of the beating, to be a complete futoing, one must go to the hospital

Guy 1. Man did u see the kid that got futoed outside the bar last night.
Guy 2. Yeah man i saw the ambulance, what happened?
Guy 1. Nobody knows

by King of Ypsi May 15, 2010

Foutoned

When you're playing Black Ops on a sketchy fouton, which unexpectedly goes into 'couch mode,' and you end up with your head stuck between the cushions. If you get "uber foutoned" it may mean your head has actually launched into the wall, resulting in projectile vomit and a concussion.

I totally got foutoned. Couch mode-- never again.

by KaLyPo December 20, 2010

futoed

the act of being bothered or annoyed by a complete boner, often represented by frequent head bobbing and pointless chitchat by the so determined boner;

I was trying to jerk off the other day when I was fucking futoed by that d-bag.

by Timothy Paul Futo July 11, 2004

fuboned

fubar + boned = fuboned

This guy's server is fuboned

by KNM November 20, 2007