Futoed

To get futoed is to leave a bar alone at the end of the night and receive a royal beating, which no one witnessed or remembers including the recipient of the beating, to be a complete futoing, one must go to the hospital

Guy 1. Man did u see the kid that got futoed outside the bar last night.
Guy 2. Yeah man i saw the ambulance, what happened?
Guy 1. Nobody knows

by King of Ypsi May 15, 2010

FUTO

A place of stress and frustration, without any sign of human sympathy...

He looks this way because he just came back from futo

by Ebruba May 19, 2020

FUTO

Abbreviation for "Fuck You, Tech Oligopoly". Especially in the context of large tech companies' abuse of power.

FUTO for preventing me from fixing the stuff I own.

by FishInASpaceship August 19, 2022

Futo

When puto is not enough to insult someone. Better than saying fucking puto.

Dude you're such a futo for not smashing Courtney!

puto cuerco fuerco

by Starbienpinshependejo August 29, 2015

futo

Some fool you dislike.

Yo, futo get over here!
Futo get that bandana off you bald head, you aint no gangsta, you a wanksta!

by Slaw May 31, 2004

futo

Futo is a stank ass butt period!! PERIODTT

"Hey you smell that?"
"Yeah i do i think it's Abdi's futo..."
"Yeah it smell so bad... smelling like goat and fish!!"

by Futogalll April 03, 2019

FUTO

A caused land full of Frustration Under Tension in Owerri

Sharpy went to FUTO and came back alive; Thank God for him though.

by SharpyDeBritishMinister July 01, 2021