fuboned

fubar + boned = fuboned

This guy's server is fuboned

by KNM November 20, 2007

futoned

To be head shot in team fortress 2.

or 1 shot in most other video games.

that dude just futoned my whole team!

by Chaoticminded August 25, 2010

Futoned

A state of being when one smokes intense quantities of weed and/or drinks copious amounts of alcohol, causing an individual to sink back into a futon in a catatonic stupor.

Strictly more comfortable than being couched

"I was futoned so hard last night that I had chunks of futon mattress welded to my back this morning "

"We smoked so much weed the other day that we were futoned for days"

by HelpIlostmysocks August 20, 2016