fapple

n. Corruption of fap and apple, to refer to apple users who get excitied over anything apple so much that they probably mastrubate (fap) over them.

He is a total fapple.

by Noogie Brown October 22, 2006

fapple

When you fap into a bottle of snapple

Phil DeFranco made me want to fapple SO hard.

by BlondeSugarr July 13, 2016

fapple

To take an apple, cut a hole in it, and insert your dick into it and pretend like you're having sex with it.

"I'm gonna go fapple right now."

"Mother, buy me some apples at the market. I need them to fapple."

by deathwish124 September 7, 2009

fapple

When you masturbate into a bottle of Snapple.

Hey man, I just fappled!

Wait, you seriously just jacked off into that bottle of Snapple?
Hell yeah dude!

by OrlandoDude6969 July 11, 2016

fapple

When one faps so hard that their penis resembles an apple as a result of the bruising and swelling...

Oh shit dude, I've got such a fapple right now.

by xemness June 24, 2010

fapple

The act of zoinking your Shaggy into a bottle of Snapple™ and then passing it to a buddy.

I used to hangout with Mark, but last time we hung out he pulled a fapple on me.

by Shaddy_Dooby_Doo July 15, 2016

fapple

Verb. To fapple. Fappling.

To tap ones foot in a moment of humour. Replaces, or combines with, laughter.

Charlotte malkeed Seonaid, and we all fappled.

by Damres November 6, 2005