ej

gorgeous hott sexy mofo hehehe lol
sweet perverted lil taco

look at the ej across dastreet YUMMY

by blah iz May 21, 2004

ej

If you ever meet someone in the world you are the luckiest person to exist people named ej are the best people ever and make the best bestie ever they are also very loyal and will never leave you for anyone <3

people named ej are the best bestie to ever exist and that's a fact!!

by mxmtoon </3 December 11, 2021

ej

A black man of considerable stature.
Calls most people he doesn't know "You're an idiot". He is usually quite calm, but piss him off, and he WILL he eat you! He is also one of the very few black men in robotics. He is also one of the very few NASA contractors daring enough to wear a flight jacket AND a doorag

*ground shakes*
Joman Chu: What IS that? (In a rantful whine)
Matt Yu: Oh, its just ej with his pimped out robotics cart.

by Matt Yu October 25, 2004

ej

a fab cousin
or
anyone who knows how to throw a splendish par-tay

yay!!!!!! ej's comin' to visit! let's get out the champagne!

by fuckthat December 1, 2003

EJ

It stands for Expert Jew. Enough Said.

Scott: Did you see those EJ's at the mall
Paully: Yeah, they wore glasses, had a beard and a yamaca too!
Scott: That's whats up! I'm a straight up EJ myself

by Mr. Eisenberger April 28, 2011

ejs

A person who is a bad bitch,and is always right and always on on top of everyone.

Ejs is the best.

by Badass.K August 24, 2020

EJ

A big hunk of man meat. Any girl wudnt mind gargling him marbles. and no female cud pass up waxin his crank shaft. Was born with a huge penis that cud satisfy a whale. Adorable, cute and sexy. there he is in three words.

normal convo at a party: "Hey whered all the girls go?" "The must be with EJ the handsome stud"

typical praise:"oh i love EJ, with his perfectly toned body, his chiseled six pack and those ripping muscles are so BIG!!

by Representative of the female population January 13, 2005