croissanting

(verb) to attempt the crocheting, but failing miserably due to limited knowledge and skill

I tried crocheting once, I ended up croissanting instead and poking my eye out

by highongrapes March 22, 2017

croissant

a yummy thing

stop! i could’ve dropped my croissant

by wowza666 June 8, 2019

croissant

The type of pastry a person is most likely to lose grip of.

Stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant!

by saltytears November 24, 2020

Croissant

The word that angry French artists shout when they screw up their artwork.

Oh croissant, my paint smeared!

by sidney.shrek November 16, 2017

Croissant

A savory French pastry, coincidentally Kanye West's life blood and only thing he eats.

"They haven't sent croissants to New Orleans? George Busch doesn't care about black people" -Kanye West

by Tswift July 9, 2013

croissant

A pastry that took the french years to make and sell
and then the Americans slapped some cheese and ham on it (in five seconds) and made 1000000000$

don't be an American and ruin my croissant

by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! January 7, 2020

Croissant

A 'croissant' is to dry hump someone rapidly while constantly repeating the word 'croissant' with a french accent. Just for fun.

Boy 1: Hi!
Boy 2: Jumps on Boy 1 and dry humps him: Croissant, croissant, croissant, croissant, croissantcroissantcrossiant!
Boy 3, 4 and 5: ROFL!

by Le croissant master April 14, 2009