Cockalitis

Cockalitis is wheen you suck to much cock , it can be given to both male & female . This may cause throwing up , cock falling off , coughing & sore throat .

Dude did you just cough ?
Yes,?
You have cockalitis .

by EdwardoPenisHand. March 29, 2011

Cockritis

An inability to expel nut. Leads to damage to the tubes of the urogenital tract. Can lead to severe hypertension and inflammation of the cock. Causes discolorations, ranging from yellow to green. Originates deep in the dick. BAD

Hey bro, I just went to the Doctor and he says if I don't get this nut out soon I'm gonna get stage 5 acute cockritis.

by maxsquared56 May 31, 2018

Cockalicious

Delicious Cocksucking (ian)

When You cocksuck me, its cockalicious.. suck more bitch

by gay pride October 25, 2003

Cockitis

n. Flu-like symptoms in which the throat is inflamed usually because of residue semen caught in the sarcophagus. The term finds roots from "cock" a vulgar term for penis and "itis" a suffix usually added to illnesses with symptoms of inflammation.

John: "where is Charlie today?"
David: "Sick at home, has a sore throat."
John: "Must be cockitis"

by TheEmpoleon May 24, 2010

Cockalicious

A cock with extra-delicious pre-cum, making it better than the average to suck.

My partner is the most cockalicious cunnilinguist ever.

by M.I.L.F. June 16, 2006

Cockalicious

When something is so good, it can only be described by one's cock. Most of the time this would include Anus Clown

Dude, those tits are COCKALICIOUS!

Im totally COCKALICIOUS

Person 1: your mom is cockalicious
Person 2: *Pisses on*

by Cum guL November 26, 2006

cockalitus

A male with an extremely swollen penis.

That woman cannot get perform oral sex because the man has cockalitus.

by Megsima September 4, 2009