carsonify

when u put callmecarsons face on random shit

"i carsonifyed an image of my brothers toes"

by teko.jpeg November 24, 2020

Zen Carsonism

Accomplishment of something through inactivity

Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”

by Aress Carol Emjee January 8, 2019

carsonism

The belief and worship of Carson and his holy beliefs.

I believe in carsonism.

by Aress Carol Emjee August 20, 2018

Carsnifigus

The word to describe a very awkward and gay situation.

Person 1 "This is so hard"

Person 2 "Haha Thats what she said"

Person 3 "Like my penis when a rape little boys"

Person 1 ".....This is quite a Carsnifigus"

by willy the walrus January 8, 2009

carsonion

The god that is not only a human but an onion, has many layers of personality and can be there for everyone. Hot in bed and also has good eyes.

God that carsonion is sexy...

by TheBoiYeet April 20, 2018

Carsonite

An individual that works in a science based profession requiring extensive education, that still holds personal beliefs contrary to their field and education. Such as a physicist that believes the "young earth" model or a medical doctor being anti-evolution. Named for the politician and doctor Ben Carson.

Guy 1: Man, Kevin has been studying cellular biology at uni for like 3 years now and he STILL thinks evolution is bogus.

Guy 2: Yeah, Kevin is turning out to be a pretty obnoxious Carsonite

by PleaseThreatenMeWithaGoodTime October 30, 2020

Carsonis_Cool

The coolest Bepic person you will ever play minecraft with

Carson: hello i am Carsonis_Cool
You: OMG I love you can i get your autograph

by Carsonis_cool June 20, 2021