The state of being so unfathomably stupid, dense, stunned, moronic, imbecilic, and doltish that mental and intellectual capabilities can no longer be measured on the standard IQ scale. Epithet usually only designated to those who show sub-primitive cognizance such as Neanderthals, Cro-Magnons, Australopithecus, and extremely feebleminded Homo Sapiens.
"Oh my god Everett! Look at how immeasurably braindead that short blond guy is!"
"Man oh man! If he isn't on copious amounts of hard drugs, I'd say he's carsonified!"
"I sure hope I'm never stupid enough to suffer from carsonification!"
by not-a-gremlin January 22, 2023
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when u put callmecarsons face on random shit
"i carsonifyed an image of my brothers toes"
by teko.jpeg November 25, 2020
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