burtles

The quint-essence of cool; fantastic; dog's bollocks

The concert last night was completely burtles. I am glad you convinced me to go.

by Benjamin Xavier K. I August 31, 2008

bartleskeet

only the best brew of all time, the mountain dew bartleskeet

hey cleetus, toss me another bartleskeet

by M1ke Honcho December 21, 2018

Rick Burleson

Rick Burleson is one of the best Short Stop's in Boston Red Sox history. He had a fiery temper and always went balls out. Burleson was a true ball player. He played for the Sox from 1974-1980 until some douche bag traded him to the California Angels. He won a Gold Glove in 1979 and was a 4 time All Star.

Rick Burleson's nickname is the Rooster.

by Sean O'Leary September 7, 2007

Burleson

verb: To take a prolonged and foul smelling shit in the in-flight restroom on an airline
noun: A smelly shit taken while occupying the airline restroom for an inordinate period of time

He couldn't hold it until landing and dropped a nasty Burleson in first class.

by Squid Lips June 12, 2019

Jed Bartles

Lore tells us that Jed Bartles was a mysterious antebellum character, a blundering and addled-minded feral boy who appeared in a small village outside of Dallas, confused and girlishly attractive and only capable of simple, everyday reading skills.

Unpossible. A Jed Bartles creation. For many years, critics wondered if perhaps Jed Bartles was an idiot savant actually accessing parts of his brain that the average person could never dream of, creating new and advanced language. His creation of the word 'unpossible' struck some as an gaffe in remembering the real term, impossible. Others conjectured that unpossible didn't mean impossible at all, but was a new word to describe a much more sophisticated notion, that a certain possibility could be negated entirely and turned into its polar opposite, or made 'unpossible'...

After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.

by Call me Edward Cullen February 20, 2009

burlesque

something that DJ Forehead (Brendon Urie) likes to compose a lot

"here I am cOMPOSING A BURLESQUE"

by a fucking panic! fan July 7, 2017

Jed Bartles

Lore tells us that Jed Bartles was a mysterious antebellum character, a blundering and addled-minded feral boy who appeared in a small village outside of Dallas, confused and girlishly attractive and only capable of simple, everyday reading skills.

Unpossible. A Jed Bartles creation. For many years, critics wondered if perhaps Jed Bartles was an idiot savant actually accessing parts of his brain that the average person could never dream of, creating new and advanced language. His creation of the word 'unpossible' struck some as an gaffe in remembering the real term, impossible. Others conjectured that unpossible didn't mean impossible at all, but was a new word to describe a much more sophisticated notion, that a certain possibility could be negated entirely and turned into its polar opposite, or made 'unpossible'...

After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.

by Call me Edward Cullen February 21, 2009