blasher

An enormous shit, especially one a stinky one that is a pleasure to relieve from the bowels and mounds over the top of the water in the commode. Synonymous with shit island.

"Man, I have to take a blasher".

"God, someone left a blasher unflushed in the bathroom!"

by Rope a Nope June 12, 2019

blasher

someone who enjoys typing that makes a resulting mess of letters that comes out from beating on your keyboard

man that guy is a total blasher

in computer class we have a blasher

blash

by aliassaila June 19, 2009

Pond Blaster

(n) An excretion. A powerful excretion. Few select individuals can manage to launch this powerful swamp blast.

Person 1: You will fall to the power of my pond blaster!
Person 2: You fool. You are no match for the power of my censor button!

by Swimsical November 13, 2019

blaster

Any gun or firearm

When I was assaulted, I was so grateful to have my blaster on me!

by Starchylde June 4, 2016

anal blaster

1) Noun - A person that plunders too much anus to the point that it is disgusting.
(Can be used as insult)

2) Noun - A blaster of anus

Johnny is such an anal blaster, he blasts so much ass it makes me want to puke.

Jamal took my phone, he is such an anal blaster.

by Jamal Anuus November 16, 2015

Good-Blaster

An amazing device used by the heroic officers of the law to obliterate the dirtbags.

Deputy Shane: Hey Kyle, what is the best weapon to use in self-defense?

Deputy Kyle: I would have to say that would be a Good-Blaster, Shane, it is the best firearm ever.

Deputy Shane: Thanks Kyle, I'll always have my Good-Blaster on my side.

by mcmeow93 October 16, 2012

poot blaster

One who has constant gas who's preferred method of expulsion is out loud.

I can't go to the club with him hes a horrible wing man. It's hard to pick up women with a poot blaster around!

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016