The Stalker

When a guy is having sex with a girl and when he is finished but she still wants more he looks to his friend in the bushes that throws him a stalk of celery to finish the job.

"I gave this girl the stalker last night"

The Stalker by some one rediculous October 9, 2006

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Bobby the stalker

Bobby is a stalker.
Bobby stalks you at night.
He is always spying on you but you can’t see him👹👹👹👹👹👿👿👿👿👺👺👺🤡🤡🤡

Bobby the stalker is stalking me!!!

Bobby the stalker by Bobby the stalker😈😈 June 2, 2022

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tensley the stalker

Usually a fat gay male who stalks men and only knows basics of engineering as he’s lost his job at Honeywell for child porn on his phone. Known to sink his life savings into rostering corvettes to pick up the kiddies. Known to steal, obese, smokes meth in his garage.

There’s Tensley the stalker in his garage looking at the kids twisting a bowl of meth. Commonly southern

tensley the stalker by Sharon Jane MartinWeaverBr0wn December 27, 2024

Burrows the Death stalker

Another intellectual species that is silent but deadly. Just like a fart. It doesn't speak or talk, but instead smiles to itself. Once this smile is placed upon you, ultimate death awaits. It's body features are very unrealistic like, but has long arms, long legs and a short torso.

Person 1: "Help, Help!!"
Person 2: "What?! Whats wrong?!"
Person 1: "I SAW A BURROWS the death stalker!"
Person 2 faints...

Burrows the Death stalker by Pewpew boom boom November 6, 2017

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the red haired stalker

a persistant, ugly, short, disgusting, annoying, aggressive, violent stalker that stops at nothing to get what he needs. he calls girls at 3 in the morning and asks them to hang out. he asks girls in class if they do strange things with their boyfriends. the vortex of "monty"

the red haired stalker struck again. hes gross. sausage shaped red shit hangin from your face.

the red haired stalker by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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