When friend, family member, colleague, or customer order the most expensive thing on the menu only because they are not paying. Usually done solo while in a group.
"Dinner was real good last night but Johnson pulled a surf and turf in front of the customer. A**hole."
by Cr0tchsh0t April 01, 2010
If you spend a lot of money on a girl especially if it's her suggestion, it's socially expected that she plans to put out.
Guy1: Last night I took Stacy out and she ordered lobster and she didn't even give me a bj.
Guy2: Man that should've been a total surf and turf what a bitch.
Guy2: Man that should've been a total surf and turf what a bitch.
by Swagger-jagger August 23, 2014
Vaginal and anal intercourse, whether sequentially by one person or simultaneously by two. Surf is for the shrimpy front, turf is the for the soil and fertilizer in the rear.
After wining and dining her on champagne, steak and lobster, he was looking forward to returning with her to his place for the surf and turf dessert.
by Yaybob October 12, 2006
Boomer here. It used to be a really nice steak cooked to perfection and lobster with lots of butter. Going out to surf and turf was great eating.
Let’s do out for Surf and Turf at Red Lobster.
by Admil November 23, 2019
by muff dive April 10, 2015
by SloppySam November 06, 2021
A simultaneous fingering of the vagina and eating out of the clit. The surf represents the wet part (the tongue) while the turf represents the dry (the finger).
Billy: Dude, Britney was really moaning last night. Did you get it in?
Kyle: Nah, I just surf and turfed her.
Kyle: Nah, I just surf and turfed her.
by gofgirl983 December 11, 2011