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splishing

is the specific action of trawling through different profiles on online dating/networking sites.
Girl: What have you been doing on the computer all day?

Guy: I've been splishing.
by missfine August 14, 2009
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Splishing

Flushing the toilet while your shit is still coming out, thus making a whirlpool effect to avoid splatter/splashing
Splishing my helped the bathroom from smelling like shit and kept the rest of my ass clean from the shitty water
by gubertastic May 9, 2008
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A Splitting of the Mind

An absolutely beautiful Frerard fan fiction that will tear your heart to pieces upon finishing. Featuring Gerard Way as a snobbish patient in a mental ward and Frank Iero, a rape victim. Read at your own risk. Commonly shortened to "asotm."
I read A Splitting of the Mind and cried for days.

Don't read A Splitting of the Mind unless you're prepared for heartache.
by xxxStatic January 4, 2014
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Selfishing

Self-ish-ing: Occurs in the social networking world. An act of calling attention to one's self by posting a vague comment that entices people to ask you to elaborate.

It's a selfish post intended to fish for attention.
These are examples of selfishing posts:

1) "Man you wouldn't believe what just happened to me!"
2) "Oh my God. I can't believe this. Please send prayers..."
3) "Gee, I can't believe that someone would hurt someone like that"
by MaxieD May 12, 2011
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a splitting of the mind

a online book that will tear your heart out. a freared book that will actually kill you.
"yo did you read a splitting of the mind?" "don't even bring it up."
by I'm trash October 7, 2016
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Sloshing in her boots

Said of a female, "sloshing in their boots" or "sloshing in her boots" refers to a state of sexual attraction or arousal so extreme that they're "wet" (i.e., vaginally lubricated) all the way down to their feet.
"Did you see that selfie of Angela Merkel with that handsome stud Syrian migrant? The old bag was sloshing in her boots!"
by Honeyko November 2, 2015
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splashin' in your avenue

ejaculating in the vagina of someone's woman
Friend 1: Hey man I just saw Steve heading up to your girlfriend's place.

Friend 2: O don't worry about it. It's cool, they're just good friends and have a class together.

Friend 1: Yeah right. I'd put money on it that he's splashin' in your avenue
by TastesLikeLemons57 September 13, 2011
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