smeats

hot lesbians licking each others clitorises.

those girls were smeats while arousing each other in the hot tub!

by mother earth December 28, 2007

meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf

Words uttered by a kid not liking whats for dinner.

Randy wasn't happy about what his mom cooked for dinner so he said, " meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf."

by jpg3 July 7, 2011

Mexican meat sweats

The name for the condition you find yourself in when you have imminent blowout diarrhea and are in the last steps of a hurried dash to the nearest toilet.

I totally had the Mexican meat sweats yesterday and blew up the bathroom at Guitar Center."

by carlmarks January 3, 2015

dress sweats

A good pair of sweatpants. A pair that you might consider wearing in public.

I had to run to the gas station down the road, so I put on my dress sweats and headed out.

by Jazzual January 22, 2013

Earl Sweatshirt

a sad ass nigga that makes rap songs

Earl Sweatshirt is the best rapper from ex-Odd Future

by KingKenjii April 18, 2019

mouth sweats

when your mouth produces large amounts of saliva before you vomit.

'I'm seriously going to spew Bertha, pull over the car, I'm getting mouth sweats'

AKA: wet mouth

by JJJJaydeeee April 25, 2007

Shit sweats

When someone holds a shit for so long they start to sweat.
Normally once this begins you only have a matter of minutes till you explode.

Bro1: Bro why are you sweating its only 7 degrees.

Bro2: I've got the shit sweats I've been holding it for an hour

Bro1: You better start running before you blow!

Bro2: To late

by Crippollo July 16, 2013