Pertunity

a very good that's what she said joke

- dude, how was the test?
--oh mann, it was soo hard.

- that's what she said.
--well that was a pertunity

or

--man you missed the best pertunity the other day. we were taking a french test and the teacher said "lets do the oral part first" thats what she saiid.

by thatswhatshesaid.duh. November 2, 2009

Pervinity

When a person makes you lose your innocence and you start to be perverted.

Nicki made Robert lose his pervinity, now Robert won't stop talking about sexual activities.

by TheSexPredator August 28, 2010

Pootunity

(poo·tu·ni·ty) that time of day when your body allows itself to relax and go poo. It is often missed for various reasons causing bloating and moodiness. Some individuals are lucky to have multiple pootunities within a 24-hour period. Others are limited to only one every few days.

I missed my pootunity this morning.

by HeathDT August 16, 2015

faux-portunity

It's presented kinda like an opportunity, but there's always a catch, which is usually a demand for something you're not really comfortable doing, which would usually require great effort and commitment on your part, and would really only serve to make the other person look good (and probably momentarily at that). Oh, and you can't get the opportunity part unless you agree to the catch, so it's basically a hustle. Usually a faux-portunity is followed by a hyped-up promise that can never be delivered. In other words, it's a complete waste of your time.

I thought he was offering me the real deal, but it was just a faux-portunity.

by rockstarawesome June 10, 2009

Pitunity

Pronounced: Pie -Tune -ity
Amalgamation of Pie and opportunity. Given the length of both words, a merge was necessary.

Eddy: Who's going for Pie Tomorrow?
Me: I'd never miss a pitunity

by Sir Pialot May 31, 2018

popertunity

A word often used by a very enthusiastic teacher of a class who considers pop quizzes as opportunities, without feeling any mercy towards the poor children who will suffer under it.

Physics teacher: *claps hands* "TIME FOR A POPERTUNITY"
Student: "Screw you Mr. Elbaz"
Physics teacher: "what was that?"
Student: "Nothing.."

by crazydudez October 20, 2009

Perfinity

The idea of something being perfect for infinity

This is a perfinity sight

by The beat went off(@1kvng.rio) February 10, 2019