Melved

Totally f***ing spasticated.

Look at that spacca he's f***ing melved!

by Cleave November 23, 2010

Melving

(verb) Being super awesome.

A: "Hey what are you doing?"
B: "I'm melving of course"

by Vanessa the Ballerina April 25, 2011

melves

plural for the word Milf.

I went to a PTA meeting last night and I saw so many melves.

by Clana September 21, 2005

melvs

sweet, intelligent, sexy, gorgeous, droolable guy whom i've liked for some time, but nobody knows how i feel..

(sees a guy on the street).. ohhh that's definitely a melvs!!

by Julz November 2, 2004

Melv

a clit rub

i gave her poon a quick melv

by si October 14, 2003

melv

An insult synonymous with loser but can have multiple negative connotations. The term was popularized in Central New Jersey and spread from there.

Guy 1: Yo, I saw Herbert in the bathroom crying because he got a 93 on the math test!

Guy 2: Word? That kid is a total MELV!

by tpak May 23, 2008

Melv

a wild welsh boy in london associated wiv the clit rub club!

by paulos October 13, 2003