joshasaurus

massively drunk raging homosexual that passes out drunk in his own semen, spit, and urine.

He only had two drinks but he's already acting like joshasaurus!

by AlecISafag June 17, 2008

Joshasaurus Rex

The best best best friend everrr<3 hes lik so fckin awesome & hawt/sexii/cute :
hahahahaha but i love him<3

I <3 Joshasaurus Rex

by Monster.Addict October 9, 2008

jokeasaurus

A hockey player that goes to school for five years. Plays defense, but never really was any good at it. Usually has friends who are wrestlers and hates small children. A jokeasaurus thinks Connecticut is far superior to any other state in the U.S.

Guy 1: You see that tall lanky dude over there with the glasses on?

Guy 2: You mean jokeasaurus?

by ahc5035 June 21, 2010

Joepasaurus

Joepasaurus: (noun) (Joe-Pa-sore-us) a narcissistic fossil who overstays his welcome.

If Hef isn't careful he'll turn into another Joepasaurus....just like Carlin.

Econ 102 is a breeze. Professor Tenure is a board certified Joepasaurus.

by Anonysaurus March 30, 2008

jordasaurus

An intelligent, feral creature of unknown origin. They are known to roar and bite at any sign of provocation, but become tame when provided with coffee.

The jordasaurus ripped his arm off after he spilt her coffee

by wittiest December 1, 2021

Boshasaurus

The last living dinosaur aka Chris Bosh. Currently plays for the Miami Heat and the only dinosaur to win a championship in anything. Born 50 million B.C. Also the Boshasaurus is known to be really gay and photo/videobomb anyone.

Boshasaurus Rex Boshi Bosh gay as fuck Boshasaurus Rex Raptor who left his kind

by Sports troller 2k14 1k94 November 10, 2013

Jessasaurus

Jessasaurus is when a Jessica evolves into it's more aggressive form. Characterised by eyes halfing in size, red face and long sharp nails.

The Jessasaurus is rumoured to have originated in Essex, but, is said to be preying on people as far south as Bedfordshire.

If you come into contact with the jessaurus try to mesmerise it with herbal remidies until asleep, where the transformation will reverse.

Fuck me, she's a jessasaurus today!

RUN!!!! THATS THE JESSASAURUS.

by The Co0n November 8, 2013