Glonk

Does absolutely nothing and dies

Danielle's such a glonk watching tv and eating Doritos all day

by Glonk.rotter August 30, 2018

Glonk

When someone, or something, does absolutely nothing and dies.

"I am glonking out in COD!"

by Glonkman May 18, 2020

Glonk

Does absolutely nothing and dies.

Man, I'm such a glonk today!

by Pussi_Power October 23, 2018

Glonk

do be utterly useless, and do absolutely nothing

man 1: "my friend Carlos is so lazy, he does nothing but sit in his living room and eat pizza sometimes, what a glonk!"
man 2: "yeah what a fucking useless glonk."

by Marmite.exe April 29, 2023

Glonk

(n.) Does absolutely nothing and dies

"my teammates are being Glonks"

by anonymous February 27, 2020

Glonk

Glock but the N isn’t silent

Glonk is right

by Boo Stairs January 8, 2019

Glonk

When your teammates does absolutely nothing and die immediately.

That blueberry is a glonk.

by MwyNyamBabyYoda January 7, 2021