Fockets

Pocket-looking imitations on jackets/coats/pants that seem useful in storing various items such as cold hands or an appetizing sandwich but in truth are just decorative flaps on the outside sewn up in a fashion similar to the appearance of real pockets.

Troyka: "Hey, can I store my brand new flabulator in your pocket?"
Ronald: "Sorry dude, it's a focket."

My grandma died the other day due to an insufficient amount of heat to her hands. This was due to the abundance of fockets on her brand new pigeon coat she was wearing. My friend Mark gladly gave her a pearl necklace in honor of her death.

by Travis Burgess September 6, 2005

Slapper Fockers

A slapper focker is an irish term usually used when at rage. It means failing at something when you try harded your best.

DaithiDeNogla: *misses shot in Golf It* DAMN.. SLAPPER FOCKERS!

by kilobyteLol August 5, 2018

fockers

to be used in exchange of fu*kers, bast*rds, or a$$holes

Hey, those fockers stole my car!

by Alicia V. September 12, 2003

Focket

Flipping the bird with your hand in your pocket.

I'm passive aggressive so instead of showing you my middle finger, I'm doing the focket

by Jollythyme April 2, 2019

meet the fockers

hilarious movie. I haven't seen the 1st one.

ugh. Women. Am I right pal? yappydy yap yap. Enjoy the fight.
Stewie on family guy.

by adrian December 26, 2004

Focket

Fake Pockets

Katie: Damn Shannon these pants have fockets.. i got no where to put my phone
Shannon: Then why'd you buy them dipshit

by KatieHOPness October 27, 2008

focket

Something that has a pocket that is completely for show and not really usable for anything!

Tanders: Oh my gosh, this skirt is so cute!
Kenders: OH, it also has pockets! How useful!!
Tanders: Nope, it doesn't, those are fockets! They look like pockets but really you can't even put your hands in them, it's sewed together!

Kenders: HOW DUMB!

by dark.star.88 September 22, 2011