Faticide

The art of killing fat in mass exocutions.

It's almost bathing suit season. Time for faticide.

by intheclutch June 3, 2011

Faticide

It's like suicide, you kill yourself by eating yourself to death. Much easier way to die and more enjoyable.

Man she broke my heart, I don't wanna be around anymore I'll commit faticide

by Big meatloaf November 27, 2017

Farticide

Death as a result of being exposed to farts.

Disgusted with life, he stuffed his gut with pork and beans, locked himself into a telephone booth, and committed farticide in front of a horrified crowd.

by mochicho March 8, 2009

faxicide

The deliberate destruction of a facsimile (fax) machine.

Hey!!! Jimbo finally committed first degree faxicide on that stupid fax machine that's always spitting toner at us!!!

by Telephony January 17, 2011

fapicide

To kill ones self through the art of excessive masturbation

1: Steve died yesterday
2: oh god, what happened?

1: Fapicide man, He dehydrated due to over masturbation

by jimmygoggins January 14, 2013

fatcident

An accident or injury that would have not normally occurred if you were not so fat.

Threw out my back brushing my teeth, fatcident. Broke the lawn chair when I sat in it, fatcident.

by BigMack January 24, 2014

fatcide

Committing suicide by deliberate overindulgence in greasy fast food.

Stiv comitted fatcide yesterday.

by Mr. Omega September 2, 2006