Cleaf

1. Verb. When a woman farts out of their female lower privates.

2. Noun. A fart out of a female lower private.

1. Preston: "Dang! Mrs Conway just cleafed!"

2. Preston: "Dude! Do you smell thatcleaf?!?!"

by Ryan Conway January 12, 2009

Cleaf

To bang, fuck, or pierce one's genitalia with a toothpick.

Oh yeah, Sharon gave me a real good cleaf yesterday.

by Lashock717 June 5, 2017

Cleaf

Noun: Cl-ee-f

Cleaf a human who is very sensetive can rap like no tomorrow and scores bare shortys

Wow when I grow up I want to get bare shortys like cleaf.

by Cleeftasticperson13 June 6, 2018

riff-cleaf

When you get absolutely fucked up by something or another

Alex got riff-cleaffed by ginormous waves at the beach

by JJtheFlamingBird December 5, 2023

cleandirty

When something like a biscuit / cookie is dropped and hits the floor but is picked up very quickly to be eaten.

She dropped an Oreo but it was only on the floor for a second so it's cleandirty and safe to eat.

by Tongueler February 11, 2017

Whiz Clean

1 - Meditating to refresh, clean ones mind.

2 - Simular to the Vulcan mind meld(in the mindless Star Trek world)!

Woman: You nasty, vulgar man. You need a Whiz Clean to clear your mind.

obama: No way baby, being filthy and a user is what made what I am today. "I know what you need", a good f_c_in!

Woman: Rape, help, any one.

obama: Ain't no one left to do the right thing baby, get over it and take it! I got all the uneducated, pimps, druggies backing me!!!

by The_Master_Whiz December 30, 2010

Mr. Clean

The only entity alive to make cleaning look sexy

Mr. clean is Mr. leeeen

by new guy 101 April 20, 2020