Canada's history is a sexual act involving two partners. The first partner bends over a
table, and makes moose antlers with his hands. The other partner, equipped with a power drill, threads a squash onto the spinning head, and using maple syrup as lubrication, inserts it into the ass of the so-called "
moose." After the anal stimulation, the "
moose" defecates onto the face of the driller. The driller uses the feces to paint his face, and places two fecal matters above his ears to imitate a Kodiak Bear. When this is complete, the "
moose" and the "kodiak" perform full pen.
sex, using more maple syrup as lubrication, and when finished, clean off using the Canadian flag.
