abs 

an emo girl who's got a fat arse and whose birthday is March 1rst

omg is that abs? yeah you can tell because she's a hot emo

abs by hotpot2222 February 28, 2022

Abs 

Something that makes anyone look more attractive, especially women. Not everyone likes them, and that's okay, but don't step on our parade when we say we like them

Person 1: "Dude, did you see that chick/dude walking past just now?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they've got abs! So hot!"
Person 3: "Man, y'all are weird."

Abs by ExplodyHando May 29, 2022

abs 

a guy named Joseph

Girl1: OMG i wish Joseph was my boyfriend hes got abs

Girl2: How do you know that

abs by wehuwifhhrhhwro January 18, 2023

abs 

shaylee licked beattys abs up and down.

then she said to lick his abs *freaky grin*

abs by kalphawolfie June 12, 2024

ABS

Stands for Anti-Lock Braking System. Often equipped on cars made after 1995, when someone panics and slams the brake, the module detects slip and cycles the brakes to prevent lockup of the wheels. 2 wheel ABS is rare and only comes on some SUVs from 1990-2000, where it cycles the rear brakes due to the weight being lighter on the rear. 4 wheel ABS is the most common, used from many cars from 1995 onward, where the front and rear brakes are cycled if slip is detected.

Person 1: Damn did you crash in that pileup yesterday? I heard 2 people died.
Person 2: Luckily my ABS saved me, if I was in a older car I definitely would have crashed.
Person 3: oh my ABS light was on i didnt think of it but my wheels locked up and... my cars gone.

ABS by certified dirtbag douche eater May 25, 2026

abs of the house 

A worthless dude a girl is staying with just because he has good abs.

Can Mitch fix the heater? No he is the abs of the house.

abs of the house by joshthephotographer138 March 4, 2014

abs of flab

thick, hard, impenetrable flab on one's stomach.

marvin broke his hand trying to punch my abs of flab.

abs of flab by rossdwp March 30, 2009