joshthephotographer138's definitions

abs of the house

A worthless dude a girl is staying with just because he has good abs.

Can Mitch fix the heater? No he is the abs of the house.

by joshthephotographer138 March 4, 2014

Vice Presidenting

When you have a job with an important title but you don't do anything.

I was Vice Presidenting today at work.

by joshthephotographer138 January 4, 2019

Colorado straight edge

Where you quit doing all drugs and drinking but keep smoking weed.

My liver is hurting, its time to go Colorado straight edge.

by joshthephotographer138 January 7, 2014

clam spreading

When a girl spreads her legs apart taking up a lot of space.

I was sitting next to this girl who was clam spreading on the subway.

by joshthephotographer138 June 24, 2016

Meat Sweeper

Cock sucking mustache.

Look at the meat sweeper on that guy.

by joshthephotographer138 October 24, 2014