1. a slang name for a male's penis. AKA "ding dong" and many other names.
2. a monetary
unit in
Vietnam.
3. a proper surname for a male, used in the
Chinese and Vietnamese languages and maybe other tongues spoken in the Orient.
1. when the awesome Billy Idol performs his
hit "Dancing With Myself" he is referring to the fact that he's shaking his dong.
2. Raymond Slate bought a rug from a street vendor in Ho Chi Minh City for 60 dong.
3. The instructor in a college Computer Science
class introduced himself as "Professor Dong Chi-Zeng". He wrote on the blackboard his surname in huge letters: DONG. He said, "You can just call me 'Dong'". He went on to state that he got his degree at the University of Taipei and so on. Bryan whispered to Dan, "I don'
t care if that is a common
Chinese name, I ain'
t gonna call him a DONG!"
4. I told my Vietnamese friend in college that the word "din" means "clamor", "racket" and "noise" in
English (in Vietnamese "din" means "stupid"). He really got a big laugh when Ralph told him that in
English "dong" is a slang word for "penis".