Dying by a
large crab from seafood poisoning when your zodiac symbol is Cancer.
Getting a Zodiac symbol of cancer and developing cancer.
Being born on December 25th, your
parents naming you Jesus, and you end up growing up to be
atheist.
Loving literature and being beat down by someone with a book.
Don't you just hate it when
people think there clever but use
wrong grammar...
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Ten examples why men are
lazy
1)
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Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled.
I laughed at the irony.
Then I laughed again because irony has the
word iron in it.
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Hitting a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's no more tears.
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Isn't it funny how in school they replaced blackboards with white boards because they work better?
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Writing a 2000 page
long book on preserving rain forests.
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And finally, the
United States, the most diverse free country, where
people can vote, run by a fucking
idiot.
