Please refer to this story about peanuts from r/TIFU:
TIFU by letting my 3 year old shower with me...
Now she's only three so she's naturally curious. She also has a hard time saying penis (she calls it peanuts). So the FU happens when we don't have a lot of time to get ready and me and her are both really dirty. I had been working on the
yard and she was playing in the dirt, despite our constant telling her to not get in the dirt. So my
wife just says to take her in the shower with me. I begrudgingly agree and take her and we get in the shower.
Well, a few minutes in I'm washing my hair out not really watching what she's doing and I feel a little prodding on my tip... I open my eyes and she is staring at my penis and poking it. I ask her what she thinks she's doing and she just says "I'm just looking at your peanuts. You have a
big peanuts
dad." Now I can't really get
mad at her because in her mind she hasn't ever really experienced it before and she's just curious, but at the same time I'm mortified and just hoping this isn't the start of some Oedipus
level shit. I calmly tell her that that's my private part and she shouldn't be touching it without my permission. She says "ok
dad. I
like your peanuts." I decided then that that it was probably time for get to get out. My
wife heard the whole exchange and comes waking in laughing hysterically.
Maybe I'm overreacting about it, but it's still something that haunts me.
