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Snowflake
Someone who's either super far left or super far right on the political spectrum who can't respect someone's opinions or take a joke.
How to spot a far left snowflake:
Ususally a white female with neon colored hair, is super fat, has a "Coexist" sticker on their car (when they would literally wish death on you for being pro-life or even the tiniest bit religious), smells like cat piss or sewage, wears tacky clothes, needs a literal cry room, has a victim complex, has no concept of how the world works,and commonly found on an American college campus protesting something nobody cares about instead of going to class.
How to spot a far right snowflake:
Usually a white male with a Nazi swastika tattooed on his arm, bald, either super muscular or super fat, drives a jacked up truck with bright ass headlights (tends to ride your bumper if you're going the speed limit because if he doesn't go 75 mph+ his dick is going to fall off, and he will blind you with the headlights), idolizes misogynistic assholes, abuses his family (wife, kids, and pets), and has tiny dick syndrome.
How to spot a far left snowflake:
Ususally a white female with neon colored hair, is super fat, has a "Coexist" sticker on their car (when they would literally wish death on you for being pro-life or even the tiniest bit religious), smells like cat piss or sewage, wears tacky clothes, needs a literal cry room, has a victim complex, has no concept of how the world works,and commonly found on an American college campus protesting something nobody cares about instead of going to class.
How to spot a far right snowflake:
Usually a white male with a Nazi swastika tattooed on his arm, bald, either super muscular or super fat, drives a jacked up truck with bright ass headlights (tends to ride your bumper if you're going the speed limit because if he doesn't go 75 mph+ his dick is going to fall off, and he will blind you with the headlights), idolizes misogynistic assholes, abuses his family (wife, kids, and pets), and has tiny dick syndrome.
Scenario one-
Me: Ugh, misogyny is disgusting.
Far-right snowflake: Shut up you stupid bitch, make me a sandwich
Me: Leave me alone you fucking snowflake, get your own damn sandwich and take your tiny dick syndrome elsewhere
Far-right snowflake: (Tries to hit me).
Me: (Dodges and kicks the snowflake in his tiny dick)
Far-right snowflake: (Screams like a little girl)
Me: Don't try to lay your hands on a woman unless you want her foot to give you a free vasectomy. Fucking asshole!
Scenario two:
Me: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Couldn't tell you, they'd just sit in the dark complaining about how it's somehow a man's fault the light is broken!
Far-left snowflake: You're rude and insensitive! How can you say such a thing as a woman?
Me: Because I have a sense of humor and don't sympathize with women who go out of their way to put men down just because they exist. When was the last time you sat down with a man and just talked about a topic that interested both of you?
Far-left snowflake: I don't remember.
Me: Exactly. If you weren't such a snowflake, maybe you wouldn't alienate the men like your dad who actually do care about you.
Far-left snowflake: My dad left when my mom was pregnant with me. I have a brother, but I haven't seen or spoken to him in years because he's a man.
Me: See? Maybe try giving him a call and reconciling.
Me: Ugh, misogyny is disgusting.
Far-right snowflake: Shut up you stupid bitch, make me a sandwich
Me: Leave me alone you fucking snowflake, get your own damn sandwich and take your tiny dick syndrome elsewhere
Far-right snowflake: (Tries to hit me).
Me: (Dodges and kicks the snowflake in his tiny dick)
Far-right snowflake: (Screams like a little girl)
Me: Don't try to lay your hands on a woman unless you want her foot to give you a free vasectomy. Fucking asshole!
Scenario two:
Me: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Couldn't tell you, they'd just sit in the dark complaining about how it's somehow a man's fault the light is broken!
Far-left snowflake: You're rude and insensitive! How can you say such a thing as a woman?
Me: Because I have a sense of humor and don't sympathize with women who go out of their way to put men down just because they exist. When was the last time you sat down with a man and just talked about a topic that interested both of you?
Far-left snowflake: I don't remember.
Me: Exactly. If you weren't such a snowflake, maybe you wouldn't alienate the men like your dad who actually do care about you.
Far-left snowflake: My dad left when my mom was pregnant with me. I have a brother, but I haven't seen or spoken to him in years because he's a man.
Me: See? Maybe try giving him a call and reconciling.
Snowflake by Failurebitch June 25, 2025
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Hym "Oh no is the snowflake offended? Aw man! Here I was trying REAL hard not to offend anybody and well dontcha know I went ahead and I did the thing. I offended you. That's super unfortunate. Was it the 'you're all retarded' part or was it 'your religion is an incest cult' part? Hmm... Maybe it was the 'Your kids a shit and you are shit and I would drone strike the shit out of you both part? I don't know. Wait! Maybe it was the rape stuff! I mean, it sure as hell doesn't seem to be the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia that follows you around for years and the don't do it cus your kids will get shot in the face. Can't be that... What did I say that was offensive? Definitely not the whole 'Fuck your kids in the face' part because YOU'RE ALREADY DOING IT! Right? Number 1 offenders says Tim Tebow. Welp. I don't know. Let me know and I will ignore you completely and keep doing it."
Snowflake
When people, especially overly sensitive conservatives, are outraged about nearly everything they disagree with.
Normal person 1: Some congressional snowflake is demanding that the Super Bowl halftime show be investigated.
Normal person 2: Over what? Are they trying to find the source of his talent?
Normal person 2: Over what? Are they trying to find the source of his talent?
Snowflake by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky February 13, 2026
Snowflake Privilege
The advantage to using emotions to win in an argument instead of facts. Also not caring when presented with facts.
Johnny and Bill are discussing an issue. Johnny presents facts and logic why Bill is wrong. Bill says Johnny is wrong and ignorant because this issue has happened to Bill's friend. Bill is using his snowflake privilege.
Snowflake Privilege by LogicLord June 5, 2020
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Snowflake Day
A non-denominational winter celebration, created after the U.N. abolished Religiously holidays. Snowflake Day is distinguished by the exchange of care-satchels, the ceremonial lighting of the snow man, and the celebratory Snowflake Day cabbage-patch dance. Traditional foods include lamb tacos, bite-size weiners, and jerky balls. The central figure of the holiday is Snowflake Jake, a cheery pirate who gives spices upon spices to good little boys and girls, traveling the world on a pirate ship. Children listen for the cannonballs that signal his arrival.
Jolly Snowflake day Joan! Would you like a bite of my lamb taco? It's just not Snowflake Day without a lamb taco!
Snowflake Day by Ozad January 16, 2011