When you think you are pushing out a fart but you
actually slightly shit yourself, resulting in you having to
throw out that 100 dollar Gucci
underwear.
On a date with a hot
chick.
Dave: "Oh shit I have to fart, but what if she hears? Fuck it."
*Juicy
wet fart sound emerges*
Aileen: "What the fuck was that?"
Dave Biffed himself when on a date with a big booty hoe.