A disease worse than measles, mumps, and rubella. If a member of your Oregon Trail team contracts spyder lumps, its
game the fuck over. Forget trying to forge a river or
go hunting for deer, spyder lumps shows no mercy. There is no known vaccine but some
say there is a cure to be found in a library off of decatur street in Philidelphia. Ask the man who grew up there, played fewtball there and used to be a carpenter for
help.
When the
doctor came back into the room, I could tell by the
look on his face it wasn't good. My sigh of relief when he said it wasn't
AIDS was premature...for it was, the spyder lumps.