A veiny penis or a veiny, hairy penis. Or one who hunts bar flies.
He was so old he got it up and had a spidercock.
Does it ever get old to go out and be a spidercock every night. Someday you'llsettle down and not be such a spidercock.
The awesomefemale who will fix your leathers after you crash them motorcycle roadracing. Even if you don't crash, she can put your name on the back, too.
Spyderchick fixed my leathers, now I only have to heal up from the brokenbones.