A veiny penis or a veiny, hairypenis. Or one who hunts bar flies.
He was so old he got it up and had a spidercock.
Does it ever get old to go out and be a spidercock every night. Someday you'll settle down and not be such a spidercock.
The awesome female who will fix your leathers after you crash them motorcycle roadracing. Even if you don't crash, she can put your name on the back, too.
Spyderchick fixed my leathers, now I only have to heal up from the broken bones.