golfer 

Twat. Distinct from a 'cunt'; a dickhead.

"Whatever, you golfer."

golfer by MrT. January 12, 2007

golfer 

A suburban white man that bites kids. (definitely NOT a gopher)

"that golfer has been circling the playground recently in his hole"

golfer by minimimio May 11, 2021

Golfer Kick 

A Golfer Kick is where a woman is performing felatio and you kick them in the vagina or they kick you in the penis whilst shouting "Merry Christmas!"

"Man I gave her a could golfer kick last night!"

Golfer Kick by SHENZILLA December 9, 2010

golfer's tan 

the tan lines left by a golf glove, shorts, golf shoes, and golf polo.

Mike: Why is one hand lighter than the other?
Al: Oh, I've played a lot of golf this year, it's my golfer's tan.

golfer's tan by PeanutButter0910 July 15, 2007

golfer spasm 

When something doesn't go your way, and you begin to throw things around, esp. at people. Phenomenon discovered by caddies who realized that rich bratty golfers begin to throw clubs and other equipment at caddies when they play poorly. Very common occurrence at Country Clubs.

Did you see Murphy after he missed his putt? He threw a club at his caddie! A real golfer spasm

golfer spasm by zamorak November 26, 2013

Golfer's Hand

A term that is used when one of the golfer's hands is lighter/whiter than the rest of his/her exposed skin surfaces due to playing a lot of golf in the sunshine. (Can be left or right hand depending on whether the golfer is right or left handed).

Has Greg dipped his hand in talcum powder or something? No, he's just got golfer's hand.

Golfer's Hand by Jock Turner July 2, 2007

Golfer's elbow 

Similar to Tennis Elbow but occurs on the inside of the elbow as opposed to the outside. It is a form of tendinitis caused by putting too much stress on the elbow. It is caused when old people are over-stimulated watching balls being repetitively driven home into small holes in a climax of excitement (Golf of course), the stimulation causes older people to shake their hands too vigorously at the TV which combined with weak tendons from old age is very dangerous. The safest way to avoid risk to family members is to not let your grandparents watch stimulating sports such as golf.

1- Dave: "Did you hear about Johnny's gramps? Apparently he's in hospital with Golfer's Elbow"

Alex: "Curse you Tiger Woods, another falls victim to your inability to control your balls"

2- James: "My sister was working as a paramedic at the WGC... she says she's never seen so many cases of Golfers Elbow in her life, there were old people moaning in pain everywhere, she didn't know if she'd have to start putting them down"

Golfer's elbow by IdontTHINKthatsRIGHT November 6, 2013