Frumpkin 

An off shoot of the 'blumpin'. Giving oral pleasure to an obese man while he deficates.

"Hey you know Jim the fat guy with the frump? He loves getting frumpkins from cheap prostitutes."

Frumpkin by big papa4536 September 20, 2011

Frumpkin 

To use one's tongue on a females vagina during her act of defecation.

He sure did know how to give a frumpkin!

Frumpkin by thejessence January 3, 2015

Frumpkin 

A term one of your girlfriends will say if guy is generally a loser. It is embarrassing if you are dating him or hooking up with him.

Eww Tony is such a loser. Stop talking to him. He is a frumpkin.

Frumpkin by Jen2016 July 20, 2021

frumpkin 

a farting toad on a mushroom

My frumpkin is your frumpkin is our frumpkin

frumpkin by Alo March 5, 2004

frumpkin 

a good flick in the testies while performing oral.

Jamie gave me a frumpkin last Tuesday... my balls still hurt!

frumpkin by E.E. Cummings June 2, 2008

Frumpkin 

Ugly teenage girl(s) who work at old people homes

Carter: "Bro I gave Jenna a Dirty Sanchez last night!"

Kody: "Sick she's a total frumpkin didn't you see her give that guy at the old home a bath?"

Frumpkin by MeAnGelizzzaaa July 28, 2017

Frumpkin 

The name given to farts that originate in the bathtub. While frumpkins surely can exist in a pool, ocean, or other body of water, frumpkins are textbook when they originate in the bathtub. The best examples include bubbles, a gurgling and/or bubbling sound, finally finishing with a methane aroma.

Frumpkins are magical because they’re getting cleaner as they rise.

Frumpkin by Wizard J July 3, 2022