energy drink 

a slang term used as an inside joke around parents and our peers to explain what is REALLY contained in the old nuspeed bottle as we chug away...

Nicky: DUDE wanna get messed up off the energy drink tonight???
Mokky: yeah dude lets do it!!!!!!! i love the feeling those energy drinks give me
Mickey:wut are you guys talking about?!?!?!?

energy drink by random italian man seeking sexual healing May 29, 2007

energy drink 

A foul-tasting concoction of questionable contents advertised to increase your "energy". While it is sold in health food stores and gyms sometimes, the real target demographic are obese gamers, who drink energy drinks to become even louder and more annoying.

Without energy drinks: At, 15% he goes into phase three, lust then.

With energy drinks: DUH! LUST AT PHASE 3 NOOBS! UHH! BILLY MAYS!!!!!

OBESE DOUCHEBAG ENERGY. NOW WITH 50% MORE FORCED MEMES IN EVERY BOTTLE!

energy drink by Downvoting Victim January 6, 2014

Energy drink 

A drink meant for adults that is typically consumed by people under 14 cuz they think it maked them loom cool or think they will go hyper but they're still mommy's boys'

Ben: omg dude we look so cool holding this energy drink can

John: i know man im gonna go hyper

30 yr old man: fucking retarded kids drinking energy drink

Energy drink by Energy drink addict February 3, 2017

Energy Drink Girl 

The white equivalent of a hot cheeto girl, an Enery Drink Girl is a girl who drinks way too
much Bang. She usually has dyed blonde hair, and plays lots of sports. She’s very loud and thinks she’s very funny, but she’s usually not. Enery drink girls usually have aggressively white names, such as Sadie.

sadie: i drink so much bang! i started collecting them and stacking them up against my wall!
everyone: please shut up. you’re such an Energy Drink Girl.

Energy Drink Girl by kindagroovin February 26, 2020

cocaine energy drink 

One of the most powerful energy drinks on the market. Has 280 mg of caffeine and other great energy boosting substances. Not widely available in stores but available on the website.

Yo give me some of that Cocaine energy drink

cocaine energy drink by Alex93232 May 25, 2008

Monster energy drink 

Monster energy drink is an energy drink that taste ok, and is very cool and kind of cheap. It used to be $2.00 a can, but now it's $2.50. Red bull taste better, but Monster gives you twice the beverage size (16oz) and twice the energy for the same price as Redbull, which is $2.50 a 8oz can. Redbull cost $2.75 now for a 8oz can. Monster energy drink has caffeine and B vitamins and comes in many flavors and is usually low carb unless you get the regular Monster. The low carb varieties are usually Monster ultra something. Venom energy drink used to be $1.00, but now it's $1.25.

Modafinil and Armodafinil keeps you awake better than all the coffee in the world and without jitteriness or anxiety, but it doesn't give you energy or confidence, just effective wakefulness. Monster is more like for energy.

Tyler: I'm casterboarding!

*drinks monster ultra peach.

Tyler: Woo hoo! This is good Monster energy drink.

Monster energy drink by HawaiianPunch1 March 14, 2023

monster energy drink 

The drink a Kyle would drink.

Kyle, how much MONSTER ENERGY DRINK have you consumed?

monster energy drink by yeah.1 July 13, 2019