AOC, or
Alexandria Occasional-Cortex, is an Applebee's bartender who was promoted to Congress after being selected via the Democrat's '
Loser Lottery' initiative.
Her success continued, being voted the Dem's most beloved
liar and being presented with the Golden Sickle award, after some notable Stunning and Braves™, including, but not limited to;
- Pretending to cry dramatically against a chain link fence which she claimed was located at a migrant detention center. It was later determined to be a local parking lot.
- Lying about growing up in hardship in the Bronx, a champion of the poor. She actually grew up in Westchester County.
- Claiming to be a sexual assault survivor but providing no proof, with many disputing her claims.
- Telling the media she was under attack and was almost killed at the Jan 6th peaceful protest
Etc, etc, etc
More recently, AOC decried the priorities of the
government, saying her Abuela back home hadn't received financial support to fix her home. When she is a multi-millionaire and the repairs would cost $500.
Despite her teeth defying dental
science, she is coincidentally the cause of many a "Jen Psaki Situation.' (See UD
definition).
Abuela: Dios
mio, my roof, eet seenk, water, eet pour. Plees AOC, lend me the $500.
AOC: This
government has so much to answer for, letting you live in these conditions.
Abuela: Pls AOC I havint eaten for
71 days