Man 1: Had a wank while the mrs was watching
titanic the other day
Man 2: did you start cranking at the end of it?
Man 1: Of course not, im not a girl
The mrs: theres no need to lie
love. and don't worry, i found it endearing. its
like i told you before, boys don't cry, men do
Man 2: hahahahahahahahaha!
Man 1: fuck off!
Man two continues laughing untill he pisses himself. Then man one starts laughing.........