Both a god and a duck according to this website
Will try to play solitaire with the sates of
America and multiple countries
A liquid bi-plane
Cannot recognize their own pride flags
Will announce that they hate the
internet, and then spend most of their time on
reddit and use memes as 75% of their vocabulary
Used to be very short, but is now taller than me dammit
Is over obsessed with cereal
Has over 1000 Pokemon cards
Has been playing Minecraft since 2013