Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains
sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"And when one little panda puts his furry
little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sadddddd panda!"