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sexual panda

A funk/alt. band formed on Long Island in late 2003. They have released 3 albums, with more forthcoming.
Were you at the Sexual Panda show last weekend? It Rocked!
sexual panda by TC January 7, 2005

sexual panda

a panda that wants sex so badly, that josh sings a song about it all the time
Seeeexuuuuaaaaal Panda
sexual panda by Anonymous August 8, 2003

sexual panda bob 

the king of sexual pandas including (but not limited to) sexual panda reb, sexual panda kev, sexual panda mela.
Sexual Panda Bob came over last night and made me 42 dollars.
sexual panda bob by Court March 4, 2004

sexual harassment panda 

A Panda who teaches children not to practice sexual harassment. Goes by the name of "Petey". The "Sexual Harassment Panda" song plays every time he walks into a room.
Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.

"And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sadddddd panda!"

sexual harassment panda 

And, who lives in peace near the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment, Panda!
Who teaches harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment, Panda!
Do do this, don't touch there..
Don't say that says the silly old bear!
He's come to teach you what's right and wrong..
Sexual Harassment, Panda!

sexual harassment panda 

A useless advocacy mascot for a Politically Correct point of view. etymology: South Park episode 306
"Did you know that when one little panda pulls on another little panda's underwear, that's sexual harassment? That makes me a sa-a-a-a-ad panda."